Meet Oscar.

Oscar is one of the youngest kittens in history to participate in the Feline Olympics.  His is a truly inspirational story.  He was born to a mother addicted to 2% milk who sold him for a pint of “Mr. White”.  He was found not long afterward in a dumpster, where he was taken in by a hip, urban couple from Columbus, Ohio.  The swank style inspired him to give up the addiction that he had inherited in the womb and pursue a singing career.  Every evening and every morning, just as his owners would fall asleep and wake up, he would perfect the distinctive whine that he would become famous for on his first album “Whine, Cheese, and Milk”.  In a freak coincidence, while on his first nationwide concert tour, Oscar was spotted by a talent scout when he made a 15 foot jump to save a puppy that had fallen from a fifth story window. That scout helped him launch his career as an Olympic protege.

Oscar’s strongest events are the 0.00378787879 mile laser pointer chase and the precision pooping event (outside my door every single fucking morning).  When he’s not competing, he enjoys long naps on the beach and getting caught in the recliner.  Pictured here, we see the perfectionist at work examining his home laser pointer track for damage and maximum reflectivity.