The giant was bored.
Having successfully terrified the entire population of Columbus, Ohio there weren’t any people left to smash, throw, or eat. He actually didn’t feel like doing much more than settling down on the parking garage for the night and flipping through the channels on the arena’s display downtown. After hopefully ripping open a few last buildings he gave up.
As he started to walk down high street, he saw a figure heading toward him. It was hard to make through the dust he had been kicking up, but soon enough the hottest giant he ever saw came into view. She was a little short at 900 feet tall or so with bright red hair and a smile he couldn’t stop looking at. When she got close enough to him she said, “I’m sorry, is this your city? I was trying to find a field to rest for the night and when I saw the city I had hoped there would be somebody who could recommend some place to me”.
Still a bit dumbstruck the giant paused for a moment before saying, “Umm, yeah. Field good. Field there”. He pointed to the west. She smiled again and thanked him, stepping over a bar to head in the direction he indicated. “Wait!” said the giant, causing the giantess to turn. He walked north a block or two and grabbed a large sunflower in front of a building, returning to hand it to her.
She took it and said coyly, “Is there room enough in that field for two”? Nodding silently with a sloppy smile he took her hand, not even noticing when he stepped in a Starbucks.
